Otherwise I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you. xoxoĩ) Congratulations for gaining two new best friends upon your retirement. Wish you a happy retirement.Ĩ) Thankfully, retirement is mandatory and not an option. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart.Ħ) Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.ħ) Remember all those things that you wanted to do in your life, but didn’t because you never had the time? Don’t plan on doing them after your retirement either – you will either be too old or too poor to afford them now.

Have fun.ĥ) After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. Congratulations.Ģ) Old age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical checkups and a weak bladder – are you still looking forward to retirement? Congratulations.ģ) The funny thing about retirement is that it makes you realize the importance of medical insurance.Ĥ) Do you think that life after retirement is an adventure? Well, it is if you count trekking out of bed, climbing atop sofas and diving into takeaways. Don’t forget to share your words on Facebook and Pinterest.ġ) Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life. Whether it is for your colleagues, bosses, dad, mom, friends or someone in the family – make sure your witty lines put a smile on the new retiree’s face. Read them and think of how you can infuse humor in your greetings. The best part about is that they will be relatable to just about everyone including teachers, professors, doctors, engineers, IT guys, nurses, accountants, business executives or even the friendly oldie working at the neighborhood supermarket.

Funny Retirement Wishes: Looking for humorous notes and quirky messages to write on a sweet card or to use in a speech? This post is a roller coaster ride through some of the silliest and funniest quotes about retiring.

Funny words of wisdom for teachers